What Can I Do with a Rubber Chicken?
What can I do with a Rubber Chicken?
I am Captain Starlight (a super hero character for the Starlight Children’s Foundation) cheering up sick children in hospital with general silliness and mirth making. I recently discovered a rubber chicken tucked away at the bottom of a large Starlight road case and am wondering what to do with it. Does anyone know of any comedy routines or tricks involving a rubber chicken? I think it’s an inherently funny prop and it would be a crime not to use it. 10 points for the funniest/most creative ideas. Cheers.
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REPLY:
I used to live in Washington State. They had a Starlight Foundation there.
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You could be Captain Starlight with your sidekick “Rubber Sol.”
- Sol = Sun in Spanish
- Sol = Sole
- It teaches children a little Spanish
- You can ask what homonyms are (educational)
Your trusty Sidekick serves as a “Beak-On” of Truth helping you vanquish villains.
You can have a little Rubber Chicken Holster under your cape. You can whip out your sidekick Rubber Sol and say that Rubber Sol has got your “back.”
The Rubber Sol is from a Alien Race of Chickens from the Hen-dromeda Solar System.
The wisdom of your sidekick Rubber Sol is profound. He teaches the way of the Universe.
- The Solar System is like is like an Egg
- The Yellow Yolk is the Sun or Star
- The Planets revolving around the Sun are all part of a “Cosmic Yolk”
This is what Rubber Sol refers to as “Eggs-istentialism.”
You can tell the children that Rubber Sol communicates with you telepathically. That’s why the children can’t hear Rubber Sol making any sound when he speaks to you.
The Technology of Rubber Sol is just like that on Earth. They have Computers and they connect to what is called the “InterNEST.” They’re all issued “Shell” Accounts.
Rubber Sol is an alien and obviously related to Superman, who is Rubber Sol’s 3rd cousin twice removed on his father’s, mother-in-law’s, sister’s, roommate’s side.
However, most children know Superman as “Cluck Kent” who works for the “Daily PlaNEST.” That’s why the Statue of Superman is in “Chica/Go.”
Rubber Sol has a special suit made of Rubber that allows him to be flexible. Rubber Sol has a Twin Brother named Glue Moon. Glue Moon occasionally vacations on the Moon leaving Glue splotches. That’s why the Moon has all those craters.
His Twin had a daughter whom he named Soleil Moon Frye who was in “Punky Broodster.” That’s how you get Fried Eggs and the Middle Name Moon is the Maiden Name.
Rubber Sol doesn’t like the Cadbury Bunny because the Cadbury Bunny stole his best lines and then got into a career selling Chocolate Eggs and retiring the Bahamas not even bothering to give Rubber Sol any of the Royalties.
Rubber Sol is a quite the semi-Celebrity. He has music group called “Rubber Band.” You may have heard their songs like “Rock Around the Cluck.” Though that one was stolen by Bill Haley and the Comets though while they were passing through the Hen-dromeda Solar System attending one of his concerts.