Rod’s Advice Column

QUESTION:

I am sick of people caring about whether Pope should apologize or not, he already did, are you fed up by now?

38 minutes ago - 3 day(s) left to answer - 7 answers

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REPLY:

It shouldn’t even be an issue, but it’s a Sign of the Times and also hints at Social Dysfunction regarding the issue of Religion.

Ironically, enough if you pay attention to the flaming debate that is always raging in the Religion and Spirituality Section, Muslims would be furious over how the Pope has supposedly disrespected their Religion.

To us, it’s no big deal because Western Civilization doesn’t necessarily embrace the Middle Eastern Culture or its Religion.

However, if by the same token, poeple are extremely sensitive about 911 and how so many innocent victims died there. That’s offensive to the U.S. Yet, you wouldn’t find as much sympathy over in the Middle East. In some cases, they’d be gloating or rejoicing the attack on the U.S.

I personally don’t believe the Pope should have to apologize because it’s difficult to catch every time someone says something offensive. Walking a Political Tightwire is a really tough act.

That’s why even though I really dislike Politics and have no real inclination toward the Democratic or Republican Platforms, I try to avoid criticizing Bush. Whether he’s a good leader or bad leader, I wouldn’t want his job as President.

Because you represent a Nation, every time crap happens, you get blamed for it. The higher up you are in the Chain of Command, the more responsibilitiy and burden you have to bear.

I personally think the Church Values are antequated, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that the Pope has a tough job of keeping the peace. It’s really easy to sit and criticize public figures, when you don’t have their burden of responsibility.

For example, I’m from Washington State and during the 1990s, Seattle Fans were excited about the Pennant Race. However, Seattle Fans would get upset when the Seattle Mariners Starting Pitcher would make it through 6 Innings and the Relief Pitching Staff would blow the lead.

We’d always lose. We’d be ahead, and we’d lose games we shouldn’t have lost. The Starting Pitchers did well, but the Relief Pitching Staff would get a lot of walks or have a pitch hanging over the plate that would result in an RBI to allow the opposing team to jump back in and win the game.

There used to be tense moments from the 7th - 9th Inning Stretch at Seattle Home Games because Seattle Fans dreaded seeing the Relief Pitching Staff muck it up. There’s nothing more heart-wrenching than being ahead and losing the game.

The way fans boo Relief Pitchers for blowing the lead is the same way as people criticizing World Leaders or Public Figures. It’s easy to sit there and boo at a Relief Pitcher when the person booing couldn’t even throw a pitch over home plate with the amount of accuracy and speed when going up against the heart of a batting line-up of a Major League Team.

People weren’t taking into account that Seattle had a limited budget to work with so you could only afford so many players and hiring the best Pitching Staff can be difficult when you don’t have deep pockets like George Steinbrenner or other Major League Teams funded by billionaires that can afford those salaries.

The way the Muslims are booing the Pope is just like in Baseball:

• The Pope is the Pitcher
• The Speech he gave was the Pitch he threw
• The Muslims represent the Player at Bat
• The Wild Pitch zinging past the Batter’s Head was the mispoken reference to their Religious Icon
• The Baseball Player getting pissed and charging the mound ticked off at the Pitcher almost hitting him is the Muslim Community angry at the Pope
• The Baseball Players from both sides charging the mound to break up the fight or start beating on other players beating on one another (?) are all the Religious Sects for or against what the Pope said
• Muslims being hotheaded about what the Pope said are like the hot-tempered Baseball Players that are angry at the Pitcher where they lost control of the ball
• You’ve got the us as the Fans sitting in the stands watching it all happen on the Baseball Diamond as well as it getting videotaped and broadcast on “Religious ESPN.”

Some Baseball Players get really ticked off when a 85+ mph pitch is thrown at their head. They don’t care if it was an honest accident.

Personally, I don’t think the Pope really meant anything by it his arm control on the ball slipped and so it was a pitch that got away.

I think any rational and sensible person looking at the situation would agree. Maybe the Pope could’ve used a better pitch when he was on the Mound, but that’s what he chose to throw.

The other Baseball Analogy that applies to Religion is when Baseball Players “squeeze the batter’s box down” and “hog the plate.” When you do that, you don’t give much room for the Pitcher to throw and sometimes Pitchers will zing one by the Baseball Player.

Personally, I think the Muslim Community is “religiously hogging the Plate” to where there’s little room. Then if they get hit by a pitch, they get upset like a hot-headed Baseball Player.

If you want to get Biblical, when it comes to Religious Calls, God would be the Umpire. However, because there’s no Umpire present, it’s like a bunch of kids playing in a little league field arguing over a game and no one to play referee.

Like they say, Life tends to mimic itself on all levels. Some people who don’t understand sports tend to shun them, but when you understand Systems and Human Psychology, you’ll notice patterns of Behavior that will serve as recurring themes in just about anything.

QUESTION:

please help me to write a letter.?
My boss going to buy a old totota car. I want to involve me in this case.
But I want that he buy a new car. Please help me to write a letter .
Hints –

1.don’t buy old toyoya (mark 2)
2.After few days it will make trouble
3.parts are not available
4.old car needs more fuel then normal cars
5.your personal driver can easily make money with it (lame excuse )
6.the resale value is very low.

So , buy a new one car with VVT-I engine. Its new and fashionable and the best use of money. Personally I don’t like that you purchase a old car without high price.
And aunt is right Provox is a nice car (platz, and x is also ok).

//in this regard add some new points.
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yours rimi.
31 minutes ago - 3 day(s) left to answer - 5 answers

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REPLY:

My mom was a Remedial High School English Teacher for 28 years. I’ve also worked in the Sales Field where you have to be persuasive and give a strong argument that justifies the purchase.

You also want to be very courteous since it’s someone else’s money and not yours that will go to purchasing the item in question.

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Dear Sir,

Please consider purchasing a new vehicle rather than a used one. A new vehicle will save you money in the long run.

Purchasing a used Toyota Mark 2 will create problems for you when it comes to maintenance and become more hassle than it is worth.

1. Repair Parts are difficult to obtain
   
2. An older model needs more fuel than newer models, which are more fuel efficient
   
3. Your personal driver will be more reliable because there is little risk of your driver getting stuck or stranded compared to a used vehicle that could break down more easily vs. a new model
   
4. The Resale value for a used vehicle will be lower
   

I respectfully request that you consider getting a new one vehicle with VVT-I Engine. It is new, will have a higher resale value, and it will make beter use of your money.

I feel that purchasing a used vehicle simply to avoid a high sticker price will cost you more in the long run with a used vehicle when it comes to repair

My aunt has suggested that Provox would be better investment. Other alternatives would be a Platz or an X. While it’s true that the initial cost of a new vehicle will be more than a used one, at least you know what you’re paying for.

It is usually difficult to verify the reliability of the used vehicle and what conditions it was under with its previous owner. All the parts are straight from the manufacturer and you are able to keep track of any wear and tear with your newly owned vehicle.

You will save more money and be much happier with a new car.

Respectfully yours,

Rimi

QUESTION:

I would like to know how can martial arts improves someones IQ? and intelligence?
I’m training martial arts,i would like to use it as a major practice which can make me improves my thinking capacity,intelligence,IQ and have a wide range of thinking faster like the late Bruce Lee.

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REPLY:

Martial Arts and Mental Martial Arts go hand in hand because it works on your focus allowing you to absorb information better and process your surroundings.

This example can be seen with people who eat healthy vs. people who eat junk food. When you have the proper diet and nutrition, you think better and learn better.

If you fill yourself with unhealthy foods, your mind is fuzzy and you have a lower attention span. You’ll miss important information if you’re unfocused.

The same can be said with being aware of your surroundings when it comes to self-defense. If you’re not paying attention or your sense are impaired, you won’t be able to defend yourself properly.

Your physical reflexes in Martial Arts mirrors that of your Mental Reflexes when it comes to processing information. People who are slow thinkers are usually out of shape mentally. People who exercise and practice using their minds are able to defend themselves in a verbal debate.

For example, some people have commented on my Answers thinking I’m trying too hard or put in a lot of effort when it comes to writing “lengthy” responses to people. That’s not really the case. It’ve been doing Meditation for 7 years doing heavy thought and introspection. I was also writing for 11 years so it comes easy to me.

My responses that I give are full responses equivalent to going through a whole bunch of moves. Other people who aren’t used to thinking on a higher level or exercising their minds every day just give short responses because their minds usually haven’t developed the Intellectual Stamina.

People who write a lot are just like Martial Arts Masters. When you first start out, your writing is terrible. However, the more you practice, the better you get. The same thing happens with you practicing Martial Arts and becoming proficient. Your reflexes are faster, you move faster, and you’re able to deal with multiple threats..

This is the same way people who practice martial arts have quick reflexes where they can do all kinds of moves effortlessly. When I come up with an answer, it’s because my mind’s mentally agile. It doesn’t take me long to formulate answers that are 5 or 6 paragraphs long.

That’s because I practice daily. When I answer questions, it keeps my mind in shape and allows me to think faster in the same way that practicing physical moves for self-defense start coming naturally and where you block, punch, and kick faster.

When it comes to IQ, continuous practice of fundamental moves to the point of having them down allows you to start doing more complex moves.

The same thing goes for thought and intelligence. The more you practice basic thought and common sense, the more you are able to build an start stringing together more complex answers and replies to things people say to you.

Knowledge is power. Power is energy. When you have a focused mind, you learn how to channel that energy. In Martial Arts, you focus your power with your body. When it comes to Mental Energy, you focus it in the same way when you formulate thought and respond to others in Communication.

People who don’t practice using their head for Mental Martial Arts are the equivalent of people who just throw a punch that doesn’t hit hard and it’s not even centered.

When it comes to giving a solid response, your entire mind should move with your argument in the same way that your entire body moves physically when you deliver a punch.

Most people who don’t exercise their minds to keep it limber usually just give a weak answer. That’s like only using their arm. You aren’t using your torso, being in the correct stance, and moving your entire body to reinforce that punch.

People who understand Mind, Body, and Spirit see that Life tends to mimic itself on all levels to where you can apply the same pattern to other aspects of your life.

When it comes to Mental Martial Arts, you string concepts together faster. It heightens your Analytical Problem-Solving Skills to where you come up with ideas and figure out solutions faster than other people who are “mentally lazy” or don’t practice using their heads to solve things.

That’s why your question is a valid one when it comes to trying to develop harmony with your Mind along with your Body.

QUESTION:

letter correction needed?

16/09/06

TO: FAM / GM,

As per the attached repair request, the existing Automatic Door (Location :A3) at garage is not working and due for repair. The cost of repairing charges will be @ Qr. 8,500/- (quotation attached). This door has installed during August, 2005 and warranty is over.

Since we are facing frequent complaint from Garage for this door and spending increasingly for each and every time of repairing is not worth and it is discussed with Mr. Peter Karol, Service Manager, he advised that instead of repairing the existing door it is better to go for a new one which will cost us Qr. 6,900/- (offer of M/s. Al Rawami is attached along with) for Roll-up shutter. Since the repairing cost is too high than the new one of Roll-up shutter.

Similar type door we have already installed at Garage at A4 door.

For your information and approval please.

Regards,

Kumaresan
Asst.Procurement Manager
29 minutes ago - 3 day(s) left to answer - 5 answers

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REPLY:

My mom was a Remedial English High School Teacher for 28 years and really strict about grammar and composition.

Bear in mind that you’re also attempting to solicit money from this individual and you should specify how much money will be saved by getting a new door rather than repairing the old one. That’s why you mention the 1600 that will be saved compared to repairing the old one and how there will still be mounting costs from continuous repair..

It’s not just about including the estimates, but writing a persuasive argument that shows the person who is going to be putting up the money how they save money and won’t have to spend more. That means being specific and spelling out how much more it costs with that 1600 to fix an old door and with no guarantee of how long it will last.

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TO: FAM / GM,

The Garage Door for Unit A3 is once again broken and in need of repair. The door was installed August 2005 and is past warranty. Attached is a repair estimate for the existing Automatic Door for Unit A3. Repair costs will be Qr. 8,500/- (See Price Quote attached).

We received complaints about this Garage Door in the past. Continually spending for repair is not worth it in the long run. Mr. Peter Karol, the Service Manager, advised that it is better to install a new one.

M/s. Al Rawami said it will only cost us Qr. 6,900/-, which will include a Roll-Up Shutter. This will save an initial 1600 Qr. and ensure that no other repair costs will follow compared to indefinitely repairing the old garage door with no guarantee as to when it will break once more as it already has in the past.

The new garage door is same model installed on the Garage Door of Unit A4.

We request a response and your approval as soon as possible. Thank you.

Regards,

Kumaresan
Asst.Procurement Manager

QUESTION:

Help please?
I am writing an essay on global warming. I got the introduction pretty much down but I need 2-3 more sentences for my first body paragraph. Please give constructive criticism. The 10 points will go to whoever is the most helpful.

Global Warming

Imagine a world just like “The Day After Tomorrow”. Tsunami’s engulfing entire cities, earth quakes splitting roads apart, and hail the size of baseballs. Global warming is causing numerous radical changes in earth’s climate. These natural disasters may have a man-made cause but becoming pro-active can prevent a Hollywood movie from becoming reality.

Did you know that America produces more carbon dioxide then China, Japan, and India combined? Coal plants are to blame for more then 40% of our carbon dioxide. Cars are causing huge amounts of carbon dioxide. For every single gallon of gasoline you use 20 pounds of carbon dioxide is emitted.

28 minutes ago - 3 day(s) left to answer - 2 answers

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REPLY:It helps to have people read your stuff out loud so that you can see how it rolls off the tongue. You can also read it out loud to yourself to see how it sounds.

I also notice you tend to use “are doing” or “are _____ing.” Sometimes it’s just better to use fewer words and stick with the verb so it’s more clear and concise.

Stay away from “may ______” in an essay. If it’s persuasive, just say that it will because it’s not as firm, which can detract from the position or stand you’re trying to make. When you say “may,” it sounds like you’re not thoroughly convinced of your argument.

If you’ve done your research and you’re passionate about the position you’re taking, you’re sure and have the research to back it up. You want a forceful argument and to go after the topic head on, not sound hesitant or wishy washy for the sake of politeness.

With such arguments, you want to avoid “it may happen” or “this could happen.” You want to convince the reader so you use phrases indicating that “it will happen.”

You want to stir people to action. If you say use passive words that appear to be more of a want vs. stating an actual “need,” people will be more “ho hum” about it.

You want to create urgency You want to show that this earth is deteriorating as we speak and people need to put a stop to it now. Not next week or next month, but now.

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Imagine a world just like 2004 “The Day After Tomorrow” starring Dennis Quaid and Jake Gyllenhaal. The movie gives an apocalyptic portrayal of the earth. It is a result of humankind’s negligence, ignoring the Signs, and failure to set up preventative measures to curb the effects of Global Warming.

In the movie, tsunamis engulf entire cities. Earthquakes split roads apart. Hail stones are the size of baseballs. Global warming creates radical changes in earth’s climate. These natural disasters are man-made. Becoming proactive with environmental groups can prevent this Hollywood movie from becoming reality.

America produces more carbon dioxide then China, Japan, and India combined. Coal plants are to blame for more then 40% of our carbon dioxide. Cars use huge emit large amounts of carbon dioxide. For every single gallon of gasoline, the car releases 20 pounds of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

QUESTION:

i’m getting mixed messages from this guy,?

i’ve been email this guy for a month or so, and have been getting very mixed messages from him. occasionally he’ll chatter about kissing me or give a virtual kiss or something, then the next he’s distant, occasionally he’ll say something that literally makes me kinda freeze up cause i couldn’t believe he’d say that (good thing) but he sends a message to my friend saying ” i don’t want her to develope feelings for me.” then he sends me a message saying he doesn’t like the pic of me he’s seen cause everytime he sees it and me with my arms around the guy (my best friend!) he thinks he is my bf and that he shouldn’t be flirting with me, that the more we message the closer to me he gets. then he waits 3 days to send me another mesasge and when he does its a one liner.. what is up with this guy?? HELP ME PLEASE?

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REPLY:

Personally, I think that guy is bad news. Even if you did establish a relationship with him, he already exhibits signs of jealousy.

If you think now is bad where he gets possessive over a mere picture of you in the arms of a best friend, wait until you two are together and he starts getting paranoid and suspicious over whom you speak with.

Then when he thinks your’e talking to someone or have something happening on the side, he’ll give you the Silent Treatment and not tell you what’s bothering him.

Then you’ll jump through hoops trying to prove to him that your’re faithful, you’ll be running yourself ragged trying to prove your worthiness to someone who had nothing to worry about in the first place.

If you do ever engage in any relationships on the side, it will most likely be because he drove you away with all his suspicious behavior and inability to distrust you.

Getting mixed messages from your friends that are hearing things from that guy instead of him telling you directly also doesn’t look good because it means he’ll tell other people about his relationships and not you.

It’s just going to cause you more headache, angst, stress, and unnecessary worry. Sorry to sound negative, but I think it’s a waste of emotional energy.

You’re better off finding someone else who will treat you better and not always keep you wondering. You’ll spend most of your time wondering where you are in the relationship rather than enjoying the relationship itself.

He’s an example of a “High-Maintenance Boyfriend.” HIgh-Maintenance Significant Others need constant reassurance and soothing to keep them pacified else they start acting up, falling into depression, or negative emotions.

That’s a lot of Emotional Upkeep to have to maintain in order to have a rewarding relationship. You’ll find yourself putting more effort into doing Damage Control to keep your relationship from sinking rather than getting to enjoy the relationship in itself.

You can do so much better than that guy and find someone who trusts you, loves you unconditionally, doesn’t try to control your thoughts, and is secure enough in himself to let you spend time with other people without fear of losing you.

In my opinion, any relationship more than friendship is ultimately doomed because of his insecurities and inability communicate effectively with you. You’re better off dodging that bullet and move on to find someone else who doesn’t give off bad signals lie that guy.

QUESTION:

Any suggestions?
Hi, ive been learning english for quite a long time and i SHOULD be an advanced learner. However, the problem is that i dont use advanced language when writing essays or in a group discussion. I know some great expressions, idioms and stuff like that, but i simply cant recall them when i need them. So my essays are full of words like “nice”, “good”, “bad” . What should i do to be able to USE these sophisticated expressions i know so that they dont just “hide” somewhere deep in my brain? Im taking an important exam this year so i would like to improve as much as possible.

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REPLY:

There are some web sites that email you a new vocabulary word a day. There are also sites that you can visit that will focus on a word a day.

The other way to enhance your vocabulary if you have the time is to expose yourself ot as much literature as possible. If you take time to read something like the Wall Street Journal, Medical Journals, or topics on Law, you’ll continually expose yourself to new words and see them being used in context.

You could try doing a search on Blogs where Professors from various Universities discuss politics. Better yet, find a topic that really interests you and a Blog or Journal you can read on a daily basis by an individual whose level of writing and vocabulary you admire.

On Yahoo Answers, you can add certain people whose advice you like. Pay attention to who gives good advice and where their command of the language indicates that they know how to articulate themselves clearly and concisely.

By exposing yourself to examples of good writing, your own writing and the way you speak will also improve.

I can vouch for this because my stepdad didn’t graduate from high school. My mom has two Bachelors Degrees in Psychology and Social Work and a Masters in Education. After the 17th year of marriage, I was impressed to see that my dad’s vocabulary had improved because he was used to listening to the way my mom spoke.

In my case, I’ve been practicing with writing for 11 years now. Because I’ve been writing for so long, I can come up with long answers every easiliy because the flow of thought comes naturally now. That came with practice and 7 years of meditation very much like a Monk.

Most people no longer practice the art of writing nowadays or getting their creative juices flowing.

When you practice writing, it’s just like Speed-Reading. In Speed-Reading, your Comprehension and Intelligence actually goes down at the beginning. However, as you continue to maintain a high rate of speed, your mind is forced to adjust and keep up. So your Comprehension finally starts to catch up to that rate of reading that you do.

The same applies in writing long answers. When you first start out, most of what you write is going to be crap. It’s way too much information, unfocused, and where you go off on tangents. However, the longer you keep on writing and expressing your thoughts, the more your mind starts to get used to it.

Your mind will then begin to organize your thoughts better and where you’ll have more coherent thought and where your thoughts are more clear.

From a Business Perspective, they say the best formula is to go for Quantity and then focus on Quality. You go for volume. When it comes to writing and getting your creative juices flowing, you want to get as many thoughts out as possible. You get in the habit of that and then you can start focusing on the Quality of the Thought.

Most people go the other way around where they strive for Perfection. They want to come up with really good ideas. However, they’ll usually tend to run dry because they have few ideas to begin with.

This example applies to your situation because you’ve stated that you seem to have difficulty coming up with new words. The best way to come up with new adjectives is to write more because you’ll force your mind to stretch. You’ll notice all the times that you’re using the same words and want new words to use.

If you’re doing Word Processing and you’ve got an Internet Connection, keep a web browser page open to a Dictionary or Thesaurus web site that provides Synonyms. Then when you’re searching or a word to use, you can input the word you thought of, hit the send button, and then get a list. Then you’ll have a new word you can use and remember for the next time.

QUESTION:

Why must people around the world?
be represented by the loudest and most extreme voices in their culture? Is it the fault of the media? Why must calm voices of reason be ignored, while a shout of anger is heard worldwide? Why is the most ignorant belief heralded as a representation of a population simply because it is stated loudly and emphaticly? Will we all be blindly led?

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REPLY:

It’s because people who scream the loudest are the ones who get heard. Usually who tend to scream the loudest are angry. People who are angry usually aren’t thinking rationally.

People who are calm, collected, and reserved are slow to anger. So therefore, they rarely say much. That, in turn, is why they never get heard.

It’s been said that for one complaint there are 20 compliments. However, those compliments don’t get heard because people are passive and don’t say anything.

People who are angry are proactive and will go out of their way to complain because their passions have been stirred.

This is a Sociological Problem that plagues many cultures and why there is so much Social Dysfunction seen in this day and age.

QUESTION:

same sex marriage does it voilates the natural law or ground norms of the society?

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REPLY:

Same Sex Marriage would actually create a positive Social Evolution.

Currently, there is an overabundance of males that are hounding females all because of sex. This stems from natural urges to procreate. However, since we now live in a world that has a healthy population, we can start focusing on Quality rather than Quantity when it comes to relationships.

You see this in any Start-Up Business. You focus on Volume. Then when you have sold enough and there’s a high enough demand, you can cut back on Quantity and improve the Quality of the product or service.

When it comes to relationships there are a lot of them out there, but it’s reaching a breaking point where people are frustrated.

I’m a straight male, but I have no problem with gay males being able to express themselves because it means that they’ll pair off with each other thinning out the dating pool so that there are fewer male contenders vying or women.

When there are less competitors, the Supply and Demand shifts in favor of the men and relieves the Social Pressures off women to where there will be fewer men for women to choose from because a lot of guys start pairing off.

For anyone who has noticed, there are a whole bunch of women that are getting fed up with guys hitting on them and treating them badly so they go lesbian. They would rather be with a Lesbian Female with a guy because guys are aggressive and want sex.

If Sex is the only thing that horny guys want and it’s short term, Same Sex Marriages and the Gay Community being accepted would cut down on the number of horny men hounding women because horny men who aren’t embarrassed to pick up another horny guy at a bar or wherever will start pairing up.

The other positive aspect to Gay and Lesbian Relationships is that it will help with Welfare. It will cut down on Poverty because you’ll have fewer Unwanted Pregnancies. If Gay and Lesbian Relationships are accepted, it means there will be a higher percentage of sexually active people who will realize that pairing off with someone of the same sex is safer because they don’t have to worry about accidentally getting pregnant.

There are a lot of positive Social Changes that would happen if people accepted the Gay and Lesbian Community and stopped shunning them.

The people who despise the thought of Gay and Lesbian Relationships don’t realize how they’d benefit in so many ways if they just let people go.

If you let people go be whom they want to be, there will be less tension and less fake people. There will be fewer people who are hiding whom they are.

For example, they talk about Gay Men who use women as a Beard to hide their sexual orientation. That’s not really fair to the woman. On top of that, what if it turned out that there was another straight male that really liked the female?

However, because that Gay Male had to hide his sexuality, he’s “squatting” on a woman that could’ve been an eligible mate for for someone else who doesn’t have a partner.

When you have people who are happy and get to be with whom they want to be with, there are less angry people in the world. When there are less angry people in the world, it means there would be less violence.

People always make fun of how effeminate and dainty Gay Men are. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d rather be surrounded by Nice Gay Men who are non-Threatening than by a bunch of violent angry men with Guns.

As we all know, people are happy after they’ve had sex. If Gay and Lesbian people can have as much sex as they want and not get pregnant, they can have lots of it and remain in a good mood. It means less violence because everybody’s getting laid. When everybody gets laid, everybody’s in a good mood.

It’s when people don’t get laid that they get agitated and irritable. When people aren’t getting enough or not getting any, they’re in a bad mood and transfer that bad mood onto other people at the workplace, on the street, and to their families. It’s because people are miserable.

Same Sex Marriages should already be legal. People don’t even realize that it qualifies as a legitimate bond.

You give “impregnate people with thought” so that they “give birth” or “conceive” ideas.

1. The Ear is an Intellectual Vagina
2. The Brain is an Intellectual Ovum
3. Communication is Intellectual Sperm
4. Mouth is an Intellectual Penis

Communication qualifies as Sex.

1. You see two males that will obtain a Business License.
2. During that “business marriage,” they exchange ideas
3. If Communication is sex, and two males in a business marriage are “swapping ideas,” that’s sex

If two males in a Business Marriage can have an official license, why can’t two Gay Males in a regular marriage?

Technically, when you see a company that says Smith and Son as a Business Marriage, that qualifies as “Business Incest.”

When you see a Business that has a License for Lawyers Johnson, Smeed, Erickson, and Logan, that’s a “Foursome Business Marriage” between four guys.

That’s how silly the whole debate about Same Sex Marriage is. It should already be passed into Law and legal in all states.

QUESTION:

Hi all you genuises out there, My question is could you find me a site on creating a mission statement for?
a pedi-cab business I know how to say it, but writing it is my problem, I’m attending college and want to go into my own business, the final suppose to be a business plan which is usually about 80-90 pages to completion, I’m so darn busy, any help would be appreciated….if you know how to write one I will give you a hundred points, just look for my name for ask a question and I will chose yours as best answer…it may seem like cheating but this fast pace world is crazy I will also proofread and personally e-mail you for thanks and appreciation.

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REPLY:

I’m unsure if you provided enough information about the Pedi-Cab Business so I’ll just take write a general statement.

MISSION STATEMENT:

[Pedi-Cab Company]’s provides affordable, comfortable and efficient transportation in the [greater New York (?) Area] compared to competitors. Our form of transportation has friendly drivers getting customers to their destination cheaply and more quickly taking advantage of Traffic Laws in favor of pedestrians, equestrians, and bicyclists. These Laws typically hinder competitors that must abide by the rules of the road giving [Pedi-Cab Company] a competitive advantage in terms of mobility, safety, and maintaining a steady pace vs. competitors hampered by stop and go traffic. [Pedi-Cab Company] is the safe way to go and environmentally friendly with Zero Emissions.

How to Write a Mission Statement
http://www.tgci.com/magazine/98fall/mission.asp
http://management.about.com/cs/generalmanagement/ht/MissionStatemen.htm
http://www.bplans.com/dp/missionstatement.cfm
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